note - due to a change in hosting, i'm regenerating content. in the interim, this is my website as of 1997/1998. ye gods, i was much thinner then... and had a crustacean fetish... oh callow youth...

no great deed was performed here

this site committed to a rolling program of improvements and enhancements. we hope that this will not cause any inconvenience to our customers and request politely that you bear with us during the transitional period. things are much clearer now.

reality is for wimps